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Dumpster Fire T-Shirt
Dumpster Fire T-Shirt
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A lightweight, everyday tee that carries a wry sense of humor for messy, brilliant lives. The soft ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean and simple. A vivid, high-contrast print of a burning dumpster sits on the chest with the understated caption “This is fine. Everything is fine.” — a dry, relatable nod to chaos-management and dark humor. Wear it with ripped jeans for a late-night walk, under a flannel for layered comfort, or around the house when the world feels gloriously out of control. The jersey breathes easy all year, the ribbed collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label makes it comfortable to wear straight from the pack.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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