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Not Me, Not Hermione, You T-Shirt
Not Me, Not Hermione, You T-Shirt
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a quiet, clever energy — a row of cryptic letter clusters that look like private shorthand or inside jokes. It reads like a code you’d spot on a cafe napkin or a subway ticket, inviting a double-take and a knowing smile. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin, while the classic cut sits easy under a jacket or with rolled sleeves for a lived-in look. Wear it when you want to spark curiosity, start conversations, or simply enjoy clothing that feels personal and a little mysterious. It pairs effortlessly with worn denim, a beanie, or layered under an open flannel for late-night meetups, creative work sessions, or city wanderings.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color).
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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